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Alexandr III’s Coronation Day celebrated

On November 10, 1990, Alexandr Valdarr was crowned His Majesty Emperor Alexandr III of Kylmästo. He was said to be a descendant of the notorious Harald Fairhair, the first king to unite the current northern UBN, during the Viking Age ...

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New fish species

discovered

Lake Stor is the biggest and deepest lake in the world, the lake alone can cover all the land with over five meters of water. Not only is this body of water the most immense lake of the UBN-participating countries, it is also the wealthiest when it comes to ...

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Kylmästian national sailing team wins competition

Who will win the world’s toughest sailing race?

The question that has kept everyone awake for nights. But don't worry, we have the results for you. The Kylmästian team has won the national sailing competition with ease this year ...

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Sauna childbirth

hot new trend

Following the new film of the Marvel Cinematic Universe The Avengers: The Origin of Loki numbers in sauna bookings for childbirth have risen abundantly.

In the new The Avengers franchise film, directed Taika Waititi shows the story of Loki portrayed by Tom ...

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The oldest Nordic language in the world

Old Nordic was a North Germanic language once spoken in Kylmästo and all other countries that were situated in the north of the, current, UBN. It was the ancient Nordic language of the Vikings or Norsemen. The ancestors of every resident in Kylmästo ...

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The memorial of our glorious beast

Last week, a giant passed away. The country’s favourite race horse Li’l Sebastian was sent on his way to heaven, doing what he loves doing most; eating carrots and urinating freely. 

The retired racing superstar Li’l Sebastian was one of the best of ...

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UBN-VISION, SKÁLD

Rún towards a bright future!

Forget the basic Eurovision Song Contest. 

UBN-vision is the latest trend to follow!

 

For Kylmästo, the talented band SKÁLD will take part in the competition. Their beautiful song Rún is the perfect reflection of our ancient and authentic past. 

© 2023 by Kylmästo

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